Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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