she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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