just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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