Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
