Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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