Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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