he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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