just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
