Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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