butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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