i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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