we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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