school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you win again, gameday.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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