I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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