I like to think it a success when the cops are called
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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