haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
