So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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