whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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