its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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