he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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