windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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