you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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