You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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