I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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