At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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