I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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