I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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