So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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