what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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