She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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