Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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