She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
