Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
