Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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