They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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