Umm I'm too high to move.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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