the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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