I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm too high and old for this...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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