Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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