Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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