i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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