his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Panties = found
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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