Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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