Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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