google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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