the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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