I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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