i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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