Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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