Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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